PIL is the scripting language for the Pirch IRC client. Pirch's website is supposed to be located at http://www.pirchat.com/ , but I haven't been able to connect to it in a while. Seems like the program is no longer maintained. You can probably find information about it at http://www.pirch.com/ . { 99bb.pil by evil_deceiver [ http://justice.loyola.edu/~mcoffey/ ] function: sings "99 Bottles of Beer", starting at a user-specified number of bottles, to the channel whose window is active. bugs: won't do much of anything if the active window is a server window. warnings: most networks will disconnect you for flooding like this. make sure your outgoing flood control is set high. to run: load PIL (in Aliases) as "[99bb]", then type "/runscript [99bb]" followed by the number of bottles you want to start with. } btlcount:=$1; command('/me sings... o/`'); command(btlcount,' bottles of beer on the wall'); command(btlcount,' bottles of beer'); command('Take one down, pass it around'); while btlcount>2 do begin btlcount:=btlcount-1; command(btlcount,' bottles of beer on the wall!'); command('o/` ~~ o/` ~~ o/` ~~ o/` ~~ o/`'); command(btlcount,' bottles of beer on the wall'); command(btlcount,' bottles of beer'); command('Take one down, pass it around'); end; btlcount:=btlcount-1; command(btlcount,' bottle of beer on the wall!'); command('o/` ~~ o/` ~~ o/` ~~ o/` ~~ o/`'); command(btlcount,' bottle of beer on the wall'); command(btlcount,' bottle of beer'); command('Take one down, pass it around'); command('You',char(39),'ve finally drunk all the beer on the wall!'); command('/me takes a bow.');