99 Bottles of Beer

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  This version is based on the LOLcode 1.2 spec, found at:
      http://lolcode.com/specs/1.2
TLDR

HAI
I HAZ A BEERZ ITZ 99
IM IN YR LOOP NERFIN YR BEERZ
  DIFFRINT BEERZ AN 99, O RLY?
  YA RLY
    VISIBLE BEERZ " BOTTLZ OF BEERZ ON TEH WALL OMG"
  OIC
  BOTH SAEM BEERZ AN 0, O RLY?
  YA RLY
    GTFO
  OIC
  VISIBLE BEERZ " BOTTLZ OF BEERZ ON TEH WALL!!111!11"
  VISIBLE "LIEK " BEERZ " BOTTLZ OF BEERZ!!!!11!1"
  VISIBLE "U TAEK 1 DOWN AN PASS IT AROUN"
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
VISIBLE "MOAR BEERZ PLZ"
KTHXBYE

Alternative Versions

Version	Author	Date	Comments	Rate
sjlol version 1.1 for lolcode 1.0	Mike Gogulski	07/13/07	19
Lolcode .Net Dialect	xCM2x	11/16/08	0

Comments

 petchema said on 02/04/08 00:18:00

I suspect it doesn't print the expected lyrics...

 Anonymous said on 03/18/08 21:59:43

It does not print the standard lyrics, but who who expect it to print the standard lyrics? One should expect LOLCODE 99 bottles of beer to print in LOLCATZ speak. Duh!

 Anonymous said on 07/28/08 16:42:43

This example does actually not conform to the specification.

I HAZ A ...

should be

I HAS A ...

I know lolspeak does not care about syntax, but sometimes it is necessary. ^^

 quintopia said on 03/06/09 21:26:45

It prints "0 BOTTLZ OF BEERZ ON TEH WALL!!111!11"
instead of "NO MOAR BOTTLZ OF BEERZ ON TEH WALL!!111!11"

Damn LOLCats got it wrong again.

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