99 Bottles of Beer

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Please select* Bad as Hell** Nothing new*** Good**** Nice Coding***** TOP GEEK

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BTW LOLCODE version of 99 Bottles of beer
BTW By Mike Gogulski (http://www.gogulski.com/) 13 July 2007
BTW LOLCODE is a programming language by and for lolcats
BTW http://www.lolcode.com/
BTW
BTW Tested with:
BTW   sjlol version 1.1 for lolcode 1.0
BTW     Win32 binary: http://www.rit.edu/~sjl7678/sjlol.zip
BTW     Home: http://lolcode.com/implementations/sjlol 
BTW     Online interpreter: http://wealhtheow.rh.rit.edu:8080/index
BTW       (Doesn't work with comments, so delete all "BTW" lines)
BTW
BTW Save as 99BOTTLZ.LOL, start with "sjlol 99bottlz.lol"
BTW
BTW LOLCATZ CNT SPEL 2 GUD
BTW
HAI
    VISIBLE "O HAI! IM IN UR BEERZ!"
    I HAS A VAR
    LOL VAR R 99
    IM IN YR LOOP
        VISIBLE VAR!
        VISIBLE " BOTTLZ OF BEER N TEH WALL, "!
        VISIBLE VAR!
        VISIBLE " BOTTLZ OF BEER!"
        VISIBLE "TAKE 1 DWN, PAS IT AROUN, "!
        NERFZ VAR!!
        IZ VAR LIEK 0?
            YARLY
                VISIBLE "NO MOAR"!
            NOWAI
                VISIBLE VAR!
        KTHX
        VISIBLE " BOTTLZ OF BEER N TEH WALL!"
        IZ VAR LIEK 0?
            GTFO
        KTHX
    KTHX
    VISIBLE "GIEV MOAR PLZ! KTHXBAI!"
KTHXBYE

Alternative Versions

Version	Author	Date	Comments	Rate
V1.2 Using functions, if, and switch.	Almo!	05/01/12	0
Based on the LOLCode 1.2 spec	Alyssa Lambert	10/08/07	2
Lolcode .Net Dialect	xCM2x	11/16/08	0

Comments

 AndrewFM said on 09/17/07 18:35:53

This is seriously the best addition to 99 Bottles of Beer so far...

LOLCODE kicks ass...

 DocZayus.com said on 10/06/07 14:54:52

That is sooo cool.
Not sure how it can be usefull, but it sure is sweet.

Thanks for sharing that!

 Lily said on 10/11/07 02:39:19

it would have been useful for me during my programming class for extra credit >.<

 Nitroadict said on 11/07/07 09:14:22

Does anyone have the LMAO lolcode interpreter for Ruby? I'm just starting to get the hang of learning a programming language (the first being, you guessed it, Ruby) and I'm interested in seeing the LMAO interpreter. For some reason I can't download it or find it anywhere though :\.

Haz can some1 helps meh? D:

 Doug said on 11/14/07 16:34:02

As far as I can tell, this is not printing the correct lyrics.

I vote *Bad As Hell* because of that.

 TEH PWNZ0RD!!! said on 11/25/07 05:22:51

OMG!!! H4X0R5!!!!!!!!!111!!!!11!!11!11one111!!111!!

 Daniel said on 01/13/08 20:17:03

Very nice =].

 Ammoun said on 02/26/08 23:35:07

Nice bit of coding mike, gratz

BTW doug apart from the lolcat spelling the lyrics are spot on

 Ian said on 03/01/08 18:09:42

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!

neither LOLCODE program handlez pluralz correctly

 Baba said on 05/20/08 03:27:59

Ian, what do you expect from cats?

 some guy said on 07/12/08 03:39:02

Having gtfo for break killed me.

 nupanick said on 10/12/08 23:01:25

Lolcode is awesome, I can't wait until it stabilizes because I know it will be so much fun to write in.

 larnx said on 10/28/08 12:33:32

IT ARE TEH KURRECT LIRICZ !!!

 atm0 said on 06/12/09 14:05:27

!!!! H4x0rz !!!!

 nerd said on 11/12/09 15:13:19

!!! omfgz0r HAXX thiz coood 101 luv PROGRAZZZ

 ceilingcat said on 11/23/09 18:20:34

Absolutely legendary!

 Matt Ch'Yhea!!! said on 01/06/10 12:26:10

BRILL

No better lang

cz dis is my kinda lang

 lulzbrinasaour said on 03/31/10 18:01:03

CAN HAZ SUM MOAR XAMPLS LIEK MAKE A OMGWTFBBQ?!?! KTHXBAI

 ThomasR said on 04/14/10 16:16:56

quiet fun

 Sonic said on 08/10/10 17:33:00

The epicness of this code made me laugh so hard for 2 minutes.

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